Stage Door

£20 / British
37 Hythe St, Dartford

Opening hours

12PM-11PM
  • Sunday Closed
  • Monday 12PM-11PM
  • Tuesday 12PM-11PM
  • Wednesday 12PM-11PM
  • Thursday 12PM-11PM
  • Friday 12PM-11PM
  • Saturday 12PM-11PM

Charming Pub with Delightful Garden Retreat

Visiting this charming establishment, nestled conveniently opposite The Orchard West temporary theatre, proved to be an ambivalent yet thoroughly entertaining experience. Arriving on a Sunday night, the place brims with camaraderie among middle-aged blokes prepping for their theatrical endeavours. The interior exudes an intriguing melange of lived-in warmth and cheerful bric-a-brac, adorned with theatrical posters that hark back to curtain calls gone by. Despite the slightly worn furniture, cleanliness reigns supreme, yes, even within the hallowed stalls of the gents'. Just be cautious at the bar, where cashless transactions aim to tease patrons into indulging beyond that ten-pound threshold: a sly nudge toward delightful crisps you might not otherwise discover. Though some patrons may grumble when faucets temporarily run dry, impeccable service and a lovely garden area ensure satisfaction remains on tap.

Let’s set aside any dreams of grandeur when approaching this rustic gem—it is, unabashedly, a pub in all its democratic glory. Pop in before your show begins or during intermission (for who wouldn’t want to audaciously forego theatre queuing?), and find an establishment quenching community spirit as easily as one might pour a meticulously perfect pint of Guinness. Should live music colour your evening, fret not—its cessation only refreshes the unique auditory landscape populated by fellow regulars booming tales across age-burdened tables, forging bonds faster than a solitary rush towards bottled Spitfire. Overall, this fine locale sidesteps stellar pretensions, choosing instead to cradle its patrons with cheeky charm and jovial imperfections. — Penelope Savory

How to get there

37 Hythe St, Dartford

London City Airport — 8.08 mi