Os 3 Reis Restaurant-Bar

Authentic Flavors and Warm, Vibrant Atmosphere

Nestled in the heart of Chingford, there's a place that manages to transport you right into the bustling streets of Lisbon, all while you're still seated comfortably under fairy lights and within easy reach of free parking after 6 PM. Welcome to an evening at this Portuguese gem, where seafood platters that look like edible art pieces sail their way to unsuspecting tables, abundant enough for pairs or, indeed, small families. I shared one such platter with my dining accomplice, and let me tell you, seafood this fresh whispers tales of Atlantic adventures right under your nose. Friendly staff, including the charming Chris, attended to every whim - even Kassem got a mention in our shared admiration hymn. The atmosphere was every bit as warm as you'd expect from authentic Portuguese hospitality, and had we worn dancing shoes, there was music vibrant enough to lure even the shyest dancer into rhythmic sway.

But it wasn’t all azulejos and vinho verde, mind you. There were a couple of missteps, as any human establishment might endure. My meat platter experience floundered somewhat - dry, chewy steak will never replace my heartcarving memory of rustic Portuguese grills. Yet the amiability of the waitress softened the disappointment, sending new steaks with genuine remorse and initiative, which adjusted things back toward positive. However, the real triumph lay in the octopus course I tried next — textured excellently and seasoned so you experience the concept of joy taste-first. Echoes of family birthdays celebrated around graceless shared vessels of food filled the air, adding layers of personal connection to everything on offer. And although the pacing sometimes stumbled towards leisure more suitable for Acadian sunsets than hurried Londoners, you’re gently reminded by the convivial staff and unabashed authenticity that some places thrive best at their own delightful pace. So, until my return, my only wish remains superior handwash in your lavatories – for here’s a place far too splendid to be marred by a lack of proper post-snack hygenics! — Milo Tastemaker